Julienned
And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

Minecraft Night Fever
Track: Stayin Alive (Minecraft Villager Version)
Artist: Jelichu399
with 36 plays
Splash Freeze
Track: I Swim Free
Artist: Jelichu399
with 180 plays

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

distorment:

I don’t want to lose you like i lose everyone else

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON